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Man Nearly Dies After Putting Pet Rattlesnake Down Throat

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...Matt Wilkinson said when he put his eastern diamondback rattlesnake down his throat, he immediately noticed a shot-like sensation.

"Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth."

Wilkinson's throat began to swell and close as poison rushed through his body....put him in a medical coma for three days.

"They said I had enough venom in me to kill between 12 and 15 people,"

"If you have an obstructed airway and you can't breathe, you'll die in about seven minutes."

....Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."....

 

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{"commentId":1034909,"authorDomain":"newsguru"}

Unbelievable:

Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."....
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  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:29 AM EDT
{"commentId":1034978,"authorDomain":"jasonford"}

Ya think. What an idiot.

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  • 5 votes
#1.1 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:33 AM EDT
{"commentId":1035004,"authorDomain":"greathoj"}
kind of my own stupid fault

KIND OF?!?

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  • 6 votes
#1.2 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:41 AM EDT
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{"commentId":1035087,"authorDomain":"cartooncat"}

*cough* Darwin Award *cough*

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  • 8 votes
Reply#2 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:09 AM EDT
{"commentId":1036515,"authorDomain":"redwolf"}

Not if he doesn't remove himself from the gene pool. Would somebody please hand the man another rattlesnake?

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  • 7 votes
#2.1 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:12 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036612,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

Second that motion.

-Dave

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  • 4 votes
#2.2 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:41 PM EDT
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{"commentId":1035553,"authorDomain":"MinnieApolis"}

If he's trying to avoid the estate tax, he's supposed to wait till 2010! -- what a maroon!

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  • 6 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:46 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036170,"authorDomain":"mscyprah"}

I think is man is a few cells short of a brain...Jeeez!

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  • 3 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:10 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036328,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}

Long and lonely nights 'pon the high seas, swallowin' serpents has different meanin' to me and me hearties!

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  • 6 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:04 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036343,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

...He be a TWAT.

May the plague take 'im and my he die of the consumption.

-Dave

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  • 6 votes
#5.1 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:10 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036365,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}

Mutiny! It be pistols at dawn, ye bilge-rat cur!

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  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:18 PM EDT
{"commentId":1036396,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

But dawn be not pirate day!

And me pistol be 80,000 cubits away!

-Scurvy Dave

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  • 2 votes
#5.3 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:29 PM EDT
{"commentId":1037038,"authorDomain":"celestina"}

Er...did ye say 80,000 cubits? My, me matey, that's quite a reach fer yer snake..er, pistol...hrem.
I will stand second on either side o' this duel. An' happily, a' that.

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  • 2 votes
#5.4 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:20 PM EDT
{"commentId":1037068,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

NAR!

No lass shall stand in my stead gainst that deadly IMPOSTER of a captain.
MUTINY!

Or maybe scurvy dave shall charge th' cap'n with a rock lashed to a branch.
I' be winning before the same way.

-Dave

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  • 3 votes
#5.5 - Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:32 PM EDT
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