
...Matt Wilkinson said when he put his eastern diamondback rattlesnake down his throat, he immediately noticed a shot-like sensation.
"Me, being me, I put his head in my mouth," Wilkinson said. "At first, it felt like someone had given me a shot in the mouth."
Wilkinson's throat began to swell and close as poison rushed through his body....put him in a medical coma for three days.
"They said I had enough venom in me to kill between 12 and 15 people,"
"If you have an obstructed airway and you can't breathe, you'll die in about seven minutes."
....Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."....
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Unbelievable:
Wilkinson said. "It is kind of my own stupid fault."....
Ya think. What an idiot.
kind of my own stupid fault
KIND OF?!?
*cough* Darwin Award *cough*
Not if he doesn't remove himself from the gene pool. Would somebody please hand the man another rattlesnake?
Second that motion.
-Dave
If he's trying to avoid the estate tax, he's supposed to wait till 2010! -- what a maroon!
I think is man is a few cells short of a brain...Jeeez!
Long and lonely nights 'pon the high seas, swallowin' serpents has different meanin' to me and me hearties!
...He be a TWAT.
May the plague take 'im and my he die of the consumption.
-Dave
Mutiny! It be pistols at dawn, ye bilge-rat cur!
But dawn be not pirate day!
And me pistol be 80,000 cubits away!
-Scurvy Dave
Er...did ye say 80,000 cubits? My, me matey, that's quite a reach fer yer snake..er, pistol...hrem.
I will stand second on either side o' this duel. An' happily, a' that.
NAR!
No lass shall stand in my stead gainst that deadly IMPOSTER of a captain.
MUTINY!
Or maybe scurvy dave shall charge th' cap'n with a rock lashed to a branch.
I' be winning before the same way.
-Dave
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