...In a short, made-for-Internet video released by the Campaign for America's Future, a Barbie doll calls a Ken doll to complain she has contracted lead poisoning from a late-night, alcohol-induced, post-breakup (and off-camera) rendezvous with her dashing plastic boy-toy.
"It's hard to talk about, Ken," Barbie says into a cell phone glued to her head. "But I've contracted something."....
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