
the 48-year-old homeowner in Fort Walton Beach called for help several times.
When officers made contact with the man, he asked the bizarre question, according to a Okaloosa County arrest report.
The man pointed to the moon and asked, "Is that a half moon?"
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Officer's response: "Righttt... sir if you just step inside of our black and white spaceship here, we will take you to our leader."
"No more probes, no more probes...." Sits, chewing on shirt, rocking back and forth "Happy place, happy place...."
Maybe....they will put him on medication that allows him never to see half moons again, and he can live happily ever after.....
Sounds like he might've just been pretty high. People do stuff like that. So paranoid at the knock of a stranger (or perceived knock) that they'll call the police, and then in the time before they get there, get distracted by something shiny -- i.e., the moon.
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